AK-47

65% Sativa Dominant (aka All Kush 47)

I’m down to earth in a sweet floral garden kind of way. I won’t muddy your brain or mood, but you’ll be happy and relaxed enough to smell the flowers around you.

Alien Dawg

70% Indica Dominant

I’ll bring the pillow; you bring the clear starry night. I’m brilliantly clear, sour, and pungent. I have a bitter side, but I more than make up for it with my masseuse touch. I like getting to your head. Some call me a nighttime muse.  Want to try me tonight? I don’t bite.

Blueberry Seagal

60% Indica Dominant 

I’ll take you blueberry picking then we can make pancakes for a perfect weekend lounge fest. I’m a ‘get comfortable with me’ kind of time.

Blue Dream

60% Sativa Dominant 

If exhaustion was your past date, I’m the true rebound. I’ll show you to new experiences like invigorating thoughts and warm comfort. I might be a Blueberry Haze but the sun will shine when I’m around.

Charlees Angel

Indica Dominant Hybrid

I’m the diesel to spark your fire. Need a laser focus without the angst? I’m catchy like a smile.

Chemdawg

Hybrid (aka Chemdog)

I’m loud enough your neighbors will complain. I don’t hide my pungent diesel smell for anyone. I’m proud, proud of my OG Kush and Sour Diesel offspring, and my bite is as bad as my bark- I’ll bring your head high and your body low.

Cherry Punch

Hybrid 

I’m not into duality. I like balancing the scales with a one-two punch of sweet berry and skunk. I give heady euphoria and a light body high- all that wrapped up in little old me. Remember I told you so.

D. Bubba

70% Indica Dominant (aka Death Bubba)

Collide a Death Star with Bubba Kush, and I emerge from the wreckage to lure you to meet the Sandman.

Denman

Sativa

I’m your wingman, your best friend, your self love book. I’ll remind you clouds are curtains to the sun. I’m your key lime pie in the sky, after all; so, let’s go have some fun together.

Gabriola

80% Indica Dominant

Check out my perfume. It’s sweet and sour and just a little bit spicy. So let me spice up that mood of yours. We’ll have a nice relaxing time together with no regrets.

Gelatti

Indica Dominant Version (not the 50/50 Hybrid)

Celebrate with my fireworks. Your head will fill up with lights and your body will feel the bass of my boom. I make time dissipate, and they always come back for more.

The General

Sativa Dominant (Grapefruit GG4)

Head to the tropics with me. There’s a beach ready to run down as we hop the waves. Don’t bother packing your headaches, you won’t need them with me.

Ghost Train Haze

Sativa

That train that just hit you was me. Ready for another toke? I’ll open up the world for you; so we might want to start out with a nice and slow rumble. I’m one intense citrus and floral weed to chase.

God Bud

60% Indica Dominant

I’ll take you to a tropical heaven and back. My ticket to paradise is not one-way, but we can keep going back. Sweet all the way around. I’ll lift you from the neck up, and relax you going down. People will tell you that I’m being honest when I say I’m truly dank.

Granddaddy Purple

Indica

Who brought the grapes and berries? I did. My Purple Urkle and Big Bud parents taught me manners. Want a dreamy buzz of a time? Into euphoria and relaxation? You’ll beg for me to return for that pillow date. I’ll toss those muscle spasms, pain, and stress right out the door. I got it all under control. You just take that magic carpet into happy land.

Island Sweet Skunk

80% Sativa Dominant (aka Sweet Island Skunk or ISS)

Push the dial to max, and pack a snack. I’m skunky coffee ready to hit those island back roads.

Jack Haze

90% Sativa Dominant

What happens when you mix laughing gas and coffee? Trick question- Me. I’m definitely a 90 on that uplift scale. It’s why my friends call me Jack the Daze.

Jean Guy

90% Sativa Dominant

Into White Widows? Then check me out. I’m a ranking member of the White Widow club, but 100% Canadian. Go Maple Leaves! True I might make you pucker a bit, but I got that lung expanding pine on my side. I’m the guy you want to wake up with if distracting thoughts don’t bother you. Choose me and say goodbye to your headaches.

Kosher Kush

Indica

I’m a warm soft blanket on a long cold night. Let me tuck you in for a mini hibernation. Tell me your worries, and I’ll take the weight off your shoulders.

Long Weekend

Sativa

Everyone likes appetizers or a first time encounter on a long weekend. I got your number. Want mine? I have the mid-range covered with my earth and spiced citrus. See? I’m friendly.

MAC1

Hybrid (Miracle Alien Cookies X1)

Ever wanted to fly? I’ll show you how. We’ll soar above our worries, but I won’t ever let you lose connection to the ground. I’ll keep you safe day or night with my sour diesel and sweet, spicy citrus.

Mango Haze

Hybrid

If I had to describe myself I’d say I’m fermented sweet. Get a mocktail and I’ll bring the daydreams and rejuvenation.

Ninja Fruit

Hybrid (50/50)

Shhhhh. Luring you in with my fruity flavor, I’ll sneak up on you. But I smell and taste so good, almost too much. I know how to walk a fine line; as I pounce, slashing away cares. Be on my friend’s list?

Nuken

80% Indica Dominant

Dip your marshmallows in skunk and you have me. My gravity won’t succumb you, but you will be drawn to how you feel. Can you feel me spreading up your spine.

Pedro’s Sweet Sativa

Sativa Dominant

Canadian to the veins. Born and bred in CA. Canada might be the great white north, but that doesn’t mean we don’t rock citrus and sweet berry with skunk. I have pine in my veins; so take a step back and breath the good clean air. I’m fun to have around. You’ll be smiling in no time.

Pink Kush

90% Indica Dominant (aka Pink OG)

I’m a sweet vanilla potpourri you’ll taste and feel from the inside out. Let’s have a spa day.

Quadra

80% Indica Dominant

I’m a well rounded, Jack-of-all-trades kind of plant. I get the mind and body, and am full of tricks for a calm, sleepy, happy sort of time. I’m Headstash. It’s nice to meet you.

Raider Kush

Indica Dominant

Smooth and mild nose and tongue. I’ll turn the stressors into a melting ice cube. I won’t hog the remote; I promise. It’s all in your hands.

Royal Highness

Sativa Dominant (*not the CBD version)

Want the royal treatment? Choose me. You’ll feel me all over, and be happy for it. Fruit, spice, and dancing shoes. Time for my magic carpet.

Sage N Sour

75% Sativa Dominant

I tell it like it is, and my name says it all; I’m Sour Diesel and Sage. Sage belongs in the kitchen so wake and bake with me. I’ll bring your mood up and leave your body tingly all over.

Saturna

60% Indica Dominant

I bring musky melons and the perfect amount of gas each and every time. My mother taught me good manners after all. I’m not neutral towards fun, but well balanced and easy going. Check me out.

Sensi Star

70% Indica Dominant

Lemon and pepper don’t just belong on fish; they belong with me. They’re my entourage you could say. My best buds. Let me take your nerves and body for a reboot. Bring some pens, guitar, or paint because that gorgeous mind of yours will be focused with delight.

Strawberry Fire OG

Hybrid

I’ll take you for a ride. Let’s put a momentary pause before we jump right back in again. I’m the cheese and fruit mental break you need to recharge.

Super Skunk

65% Indica Dominant

65% Indica in nature coming from a family of Skunk and Afghani parents, I’m really pungent but also creamy sweet. If you want that stress and pain to go away, I’m just the relaxer you need; because, you won’t be depressed with me around.

Ultra Sour

70% Sativa Dominant

Ultra in all ways sour and power. Your brain will know I’ve striked as I pummel away stress and jolt the creative. My boxing gloves are on.

Wabanaki

70% Sativa Dominant

Come back to nature with me. We’ll laugh at the smallest things as the pine forest surrounds us and leads us towards a great walk. My hiking boots are ready.

White Shark

Sativa (aka Peacemaker)

Candy, bubblegum, grape, and everything skunky nice. Take a walk down memory lane with me. Our thoughts will meander before we wind down for the day.

White Wedding

Hybrid

Think red. Think speed. Think race car fast. You might miss me coming if you blink your eyes. You might be convinced I’m actually a Mac truck, but I taste better than steel. I taste earthy with hints of coffee.

White Widow

60% Sativa Dominant

Energy baby! Get a taste of me- I’m euphoria. Let’s talk. Let’s get down with those creative vibes. I’m a 60/40 on that sativa scale; so, unwind and sweep out those mental cobwebs chaining you down.